idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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