I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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