is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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