Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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