I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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