No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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