We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize