? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
