how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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