i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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