i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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