instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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