found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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