No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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