His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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