marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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