I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i think i just lost a toe
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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