You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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