grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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