Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
