What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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