so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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