There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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