Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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