Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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