i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
