I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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