Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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