singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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