She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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