turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize