David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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