Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
