its not stalking. its research.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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