thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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