I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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