You surviving the open bar?
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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