Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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