but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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