The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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