have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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