Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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