You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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