On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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