If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The air taste purple.
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