I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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