the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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