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Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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