My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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