Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
