i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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