Don't you send me to vm
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
wow bdsm is so cute
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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