a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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