What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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