I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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